"Pulling Out the Tablecloth" by Damen O'Brien
Pulling Out the Tablecloth
All of us have done it at least once,
or want to do it. Immediately after
you’ve read this poem, you might do it.
The world is divided amongst those
of us who’ve tried and those yet to try.
If you don’t use proper crystal, you’re
a fraud, proper china, cutlery that can
clatter, dishes that can break, then
you’re a poser. Plastic cups are good
for practice, but if you’re going to
make a scene, then do it right. Look,
it’s fine if the glasses wobble, or the
vase spins on its base. It’s fine if
the soup sloshes in the bowl. But do
not let a drop spill. I’ve done it to
a dozen girls, had it done to me.
There’s a trick to it and mostly little
mess. Remember, though you do it
all your life, though you pull with
little fuss or flourish, every now and
then the whole thing gets swept away,
the whole thing comes crashing down.
To do it properly there must be jeopardy.
Be careful what you are willing to break.